SEAL Team 2

May 28, 2015

SEAL Team 2

Short Version for my mama: The cats killed a lizard today

Real version:

For the past few weeks, the Chef has been known and Drill Sergeant Napoli. He has secretly been training two feline warriors for the kitten SWAT Team. Both kittens have trained each night.

One is Colonel Whiskers and the other is Captain Butter-Ball (dare we guess which is which). For weeks they have gone through an intensive training program which rigorously demanded of their attention, physical condition and endurance. Captain Butter-Ball and Colonel Whiskers graduated from their Program CTLL (Chase the Laser Light) with high honors.

Last night, the Governor of Felines in NJ, Governor Cat Kitty, called SEAL Team 2 to serve on an urgent mission. There was an amphibian attack in the basement of the queen (me, naturally) and two SEAL team warriors were needed to act on the mission.

Captain Butter-ball sharpened his nails. Colonel Whiskers ironed his camouflage uniform to look his sharpest. The two stealth warriors crept into the dark basement and hid till the amphibian perpetrator came out of hiding. Then they pounced. Colonel Whiskers flew out with his baton. However Captain Butter-Ball needed bigger toys and catapulted himself like a bomb from a medieval-style catapult which he has been constructing since birth.

Needless to say, SEAL Team 2 had a successful mission. They defeated the amphibian enemy and hauled his mangled body to the base of the stairs for their queen. She was unimpressed with the amphibians intestines and screamed for Drill Sergeant Napoli to come clean them. She almost got sick to her stomach, that ungrateful spoiled queen.

SEAL Team 2 have not been pet all day. But that is ok with them. They are tough old weathered warriors and Drill Sergeant Napoli is proud of his boys, so that is enough for them.